Quotes 3

"It's a very sobering feeling to be up in space and realize that one's safety factor was determined by the lowest bidder on a government contract."
* Alan Shepherd *

"Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live in the real world."
* Mary Shafer *, NASA 

"If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?"

"I have an answering machine in my car. It says, `I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.'

"I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night."

"My school colors were clear. We used to say, `I'm not naked, I'm in the band.'"

"Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?"

"On the other hand, you have different fingers."
* Steven Wright * 

"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing."
* Redd Foxx *

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."
* Carl Zwanzig *

"If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation."
* Tom Stoppard *

The invoice for retouching the cover photo of Michelle Pfeiffer in the December, 1990, issue of Esquire magazine,
obtained by Harper's. The photo's caption reads, `What Michelle Pfeiffer Needs Is Absolutely Nothing.'

"We tend to idealize tolerance, then wonder why we find ourselves infested with losers and nut cases."
* Patrick Hayden *

"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can,  all of them make me laugh."
* W.H. Auden *

"There are some things that are so serious that you have to laugh at them."
* Niels Bohr *

"Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves." <---Sir_Storm_IK
* Rudyard Kipling *  

"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter."
* Mark Twain *

"The best thing you've ever done for me Is to help me take my life less seriously. It's only life after all."
* Indigo Girls *

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