What Woman Really Think!

 

WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
 - Because they are plugged into a genius
WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
 - They don't have enough time
WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG
 - They don't stop for directions

WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
 - Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn
WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
 - Because they don't have penises to put them in
WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
 - They're intended for children but men usually end up playing
with them

WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
 - Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor
lock
WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?
 - It is sex with someone they love
WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
 - So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties
WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
 - You need a rough draft before you make a final copy
WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?
 - So he can tell if he's coming or going
HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
 - Nobody knows, its never been done
A WOMAN HAS THE LAST WORD IN ANY ARGUMENT.
 - Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument

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