February Joke Of The Month

Bill Clinton is arriving back in D.C. after a trip to his home state of Arkansas. He steps out of the plane carrying two pigs, one under each arm. When he reaches the bottom of the stairs the Marine guard sharply salutes him as usual. Clinton says: "I'd like to salute you back, son, but as you can see my hands are full". The Marine replies: "Yes, Sir! Mighty fine pigs, Sir!" President Clinton responds: "These aren't just any ordinary pigs, Marine. They are pure Arkansas Razorback pigs!" The Marine replies: "Yes, Sir! Mighty fine Razorbacks, Sir!"

The President then responds: "I got this one for Hillary, and this one for Chelsea."

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